I know it’s St Faith’s Eve and there are dumb cakes to be made, but I’m calling St Monday. See you tomorrow.
UPDATE: I completely forgot, it’s also James Bond Day, so I ran a poll:
Who would you choose?
Roud, S. (2006) The English Year: A Month-By-Month Guide To The Nation’s Customs and Festivals, From May Day to Mischief Night, London, Penguin Books