27 November 2020 – Nerves

It’s safe to say I’m a little off my game tonight, what with being on BBC Radio 4’s Saturday Live in about 12 hours. You’d think that after 340 posts, and around 163,000 words I’d know how to articulate what I’m doing. Turns out, not so much. So I thought a little divination was in order, and whipped out my Gypsy Witch Fortune Telling Playing Cards. 

The tiny insert states that this pack of cards was inspired by the celebrated French mystic, Mlle. Le Normand who predicted the rise and fall of Napoleon, amongst other things. A quick internet search confirms there was a famous fortune teller called Marie-Anne-Adélaïde Lenormand who lived during the Napoleonic era, and she also was a writer and poet. Although after looking at one of her decks in the British Museum, I wasn’t especially convinced about how it inspired the one I was holding.

Anyhow, the insert described a simple divination so that’s what I went for. I removed cards 18 and 19 (the deck is numbered 1-52), popped in the joker and shuffled. The cards were decidedly slippy. The craic is while you shuffle, the person you’re doing the reading for makes a wish. But as previously documented, I find wishing quite traumatic. So I had to think quite hard, and when satisfied that should my wish be granted it wouldn’t be on the back of someone else’s misfortune, I stopped shuffling.

The next step was to deal the cards face up into a pile and stop when the joker appeared. If it appears on an even number, your wish is granted, but not if it’s on an odd. My joker came up on 32. Which gives me some comfort.

Right I’m now off to do my nails, try on what I’m going to wear, and pack my bag, which is the ritual I performed the night before photographing almost all my Celebrity Boyfriends. Saying that, it didn’t much calm me then either. But at least it stops me from obsessing about all the swear words that could make an embarrassing appearance while I’m trying to describe what folklore actually is. Keep your fingers crossed for me, eh? 


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Resources

https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/term/BIOG182148

https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/P_1896-0501-308

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000pvk7

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4 Comments

  1. Glorious Barbara
    27 November 2020
    Reply

    You will smash it!

  2. John Cranna
    28 November 2020
    Reply

    Just listened to you on Saturday Live and I really loved what you’re doing; it’s both sane and mad at same time!! You also have a good radio voice – calm, attractive and knowledgeable!! x

    • 28 November 2020
      Reply

      That’s so kind of you John, thank you! Sane and mad just about sums the project up!

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