I was supposed to be holding a stone skimming competition down on the beach today, as it would have been the annual Easdale Island World…
19 September 2020 – Talk Like A Pirate Day
Ahoy there me hearties! ‘Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day! Gaaarrraggh, avast ye, for I has a tale to tell. ‘Twas an ordinary Saturday, one…
11 September 2020 – Under The Bed
Went down to the beach today to get me some seawater, for it’s said that if you put a glass of salt water under your…
25 July 2020 – St James’s Day
Look, I’m going to be honest. I really don’t feel like writing this tonight. I’ve just eaten a huge bowl of custard and all I…
11 July 2020 – St Benedict’s Day
It’s St Benedict’s Day today, and St Benedict was a stickler for rules. In fact he wrote a book about rules called The Rule of…