Every time I burp, all I can taste is seaweed. And given my vegan oysters Rockefeller are repeating on me something terrible, I’m guessing the…
4 August 2020 – Gooseberry
First off, Watermelon vs Butternut Squash. You decide: Never has a Battle Royale been so stationary. I went down to inspect them and not a…
#FolkloreFOMO – August 2020
I completely forgot to say pinch punch this morning as I was too busy swearing at the alarm I’d forgotten to cancel. Welcome to month…
26 July 2020 – St Anne’s Day
Up until today, I had no idea what this was, beyond some kind of spool: It’s a tatting shuttle. I inherited it from my step-grandmother…
18 July 2020 – I Ching
I posed a question to a group of friends this morning, and Hildegunn of the Turks Turbans (not a euphemism) suggested I do some divination…