I’ve just tried staring into my cat’s eyes to see if I could see fairies, as it’s said that if you stare into a cat’s…
5 September 2020 – Dill
Before tonight, had someone told me to drink a cup of hot dill water, I probably would have told them where to shove it. But…
28 August 2020 – Red Valerian
I had a lightbulb moment today. Not an ‘I’ve discovered the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything’ kind of lightbulb moment…
27 August 2020 – Eyes
Don’t put gin in your eyes! Is what my optometrist said to me this afternoon when I asked if it was okay. Obviously I ignored…
22 August 2020 – Apathy
You know, some days it’s just too much effort to make a Burning Bartle, then burn the Burning Bartle. And chant a bit while doing…