Pinch punch, first day of the month and no returns! Although technically, seeing as it’s after midday, I think that means I’ve just earned myself…
29 April 2020 – Let Sleeping Feet Lie
Today I’ve been trying to put my foot to sleep because it’s said you can cure a sleeping foot with a salivary sign of the…
9 April 2020 – Gruel Thursday
Today I got up early, made gruel, then offered it to the Sea Gods down on Brighton Beach, because that’s what you do on Gruel…
8 April 2020 – Spy Wednesday
Today I’ve been writing to my future self using invisible ink as today is Spy Wednesday, aka Crooked Wednesday. While Spy Wednesday sounds like it…
29 February – Leap Day
Today I have been tying myself up in knots. I had a plan: get up early, drive to Dorking, watch the 13th UK Wife Carrying…