I’m writing this listening to Danse Macabre by Saint-Saëns. Which is quite difficult, as it’s almost impossible not to caper whilst doing so. The reason for this…
16 August 2020 – St Lhuany’s Day
If you’re not a fan of intermittent gratuitous bad language, probably best you skip this post and come back tomorrow. Although that would be cock-sucking…
9 August 2020 – Purple Toadflax
Given the weather, I was * this * close to celebrating the 41st anniversary of Britain’s first nudist beach getting the go ahead today. Let’s just…
12 July 2020 – Pestle Pies
I made pestle pies today, or at least an approximation thereof. The first Sunday after 7 July was the traditional date for the Lapford Revel in…
5 July 2020 – Old Midsummer’s Day
After the high adrenaline of yesterday’s championship battle, I needed something a little more sedate to do today. Thanks to calendar shenanigans, it’s Old Midsummer’s…