Don’t put gin in your eyes! Is what my optometrist said to me this afternoon when I asked if it was okay. Obviously I ignored…
25 August 2020 – Detectives’ Day
The day was wet and unpleasant like being slapped on the thigh with a day-old fish. Outside the wind swung off the tree branches and…
24 August 2020 – St Bartholomew’s Day
It was supposed to be nice today. It was supposed to be sunny. I wasn’t supposed to hear people shrieking as they ran along my…
21 August 2020 – Mona Lisa
Today marks the anniversary of the theft of the Mona Lisa from the Louvre Museum, Paris in 1911. Some say the heister, or heisters, hid in a…
20 August 2020 – St Philibert’s Day
Well that was possibly the worst night’s sleep I’ve had in a long time. I woke from multiple dreams containing multiple potential suitors, but the…