Before tonight, had someone told me to drink a cup of hot dill water, I probably would have told them where to shove it. But…
30 August 2020 – Plague Sunday
I messed up. I was supposed to do the egg cleanse today, as yesterday there were actual calendar customs I could have done. Like practicing…
29 August 2020 – Egg Cleanse
Today I cleansed myself with an egg. But before I get into all that, have you signed up for the chance to help me out…
27 August 2020 – Eyes
Don’t put gin in your eyes! Is what my optometrist said to me this afternoon when I asked if it was okay. Obviously I ignored…
16 August 2020 – St Lhuany’s Day
If you’re not a fan of intermittent gratuitous bad language, probably best you skip this post and come back tomorrow. Although that would be cock-sucking…