I’m going to keep this quick as it’s hot, my brain is fried, and I’m almost at the hallucination stage I’m so full of sugar.…
5 August 2020 – Old St James’s Day
Every time I burp, all I can taste is seaweed. And given my vegan oysters Rockefeller are repeating on me something terrible, I’m guessing the…
4 August 2020 – Gooseberry
First off, Watermelon vs Butternut Squash. You decide: Never has a Battle Royale been so stationary. I went down to inspect them and not a…
1 August 2020 – Lammas
Welcome to August! The first is another day which goes by multiple names due to supposed cultural appropriation, however I’ve gone with Lammas as my…
#FolkloreFOMO – August 2020
I completely forgot to say pinch punch this morning as I was too busy swearing at the alarm I’d forgotten to cancel. Welcome to month…