This is going to be short and sweet as the storms haven’t yet reached Brighton and there’s still more than a touch of old Lawrence…
11 August 2020 – Old Lammas Eve
Today is Old Lammas Eve, and on Old Lammas Eve there is a Scottish tradition of raiding rowan trees for their branches, twisting them into…
8 August 2020 – Grasmere Gingerbread
I’m going to keep this quick as it’s hot, my brain is fried, and I’m almost at the hallucination stage I’m so full of sugar.…
5 August 2020 – Old St James’s Day
Every time I burp, all I can taste is seaweed. And given my vegan oysters Rockefeller are repeating on me something terrible, I’m guessing the…
4 August 2020 – Gooseberry
First off, Watermelon vs Butternut Squash. You decide: Never has a Battle Royale been so stationary. I went down to inspect them and not a…