I’m going to get it wrong. This isn’t some sort of threat, this is just reality. And by ‘it’ I don’t just mean the folklore,…
Yes, You Do Do Folklore
I’ve written a poem. I don’t usually write poems because frankly, they scare me. But in order to illustrate how we’re all guilty of indulging…
A Shiny New Thing
I’m doing a shiny new thing, and it’s called The Everyday Lore Project…
It was a di-sah-ster, darling...
Stuck in the Second Circle of Sex Scene Hell
I’ve been writing a sex scene for what feels like an eternity. It’s like living in a seedier version of Groundhog Day but without Bill…
Pen Twirling Update!
The marvellous Markus Birdman (AKA Billy Ray 27) has sent me these two slow motion videos of how to twirl a pen around your thumb. Now get…